Top Ten Worst Kids Shows

Okay...let's face it. Some kids shows SUCK bad. Now...I'm a 11 year old kid myself, do you think I'm biased because I only like the "big kid" shows. Of course not. Sesame Street is an awesome show! So are many others. But some suck, either boring and repetitive. Or just plain creepy. So...shall we begin?

10-Little Einsteins

What????? This show teaches kids great lessons about art, music, dance and all other cultural values that they must learn! Yes, this is a pretty good show for teaching that. But my problem is...the characters seem to know a lot, but still be very dumb. For example, there was this episode where they had to build a house for the three little pigs, and they had to find a door. They asked me (and my little cousin) where the door was! It was right in front of them! Okay...I think I'm over exaggerating a little. But in all fairness. This show just doesn't appeal to me.

9-Max and Ruby

I like this show in all fairness. I'm just putting this on the list because where the hell are the parents. You let a seven year old take care of a three year old home alone???? That's kinda messed up. Unless you count them in rabbit years. Where Ruby would be equal to a 65 year old human...and Max would be a...28 year old who still can't use full sentences.

8-Boobah

From the picture, you can already tell this show is messed up. I mean...one of the characters in named ZING ZING ZINGBAH. Yep you heard me, freaking ZING ZING ZINGBAH. I just don't get this show. I know it's made for young kids. But it's just...creepy.

7-It's A Big Big World

I have never actually watched this show...well, I have...but only a couple minutes of it. All I know, is that that sloth-dog thing scares the shrimp out of me. I mean...look at it.

6-Teletubbies

Okay...at least Boobah has nice colors and is kind of fun to watch. Teletubbies is just plain creepy. Their vacuum cleaner is creepy. The sun is creepy. The Teletubbies themselves are just plain creepy! I mean c'mon! They're serial killers in disguise.

5-Berenstain Bears

They are staring into my soul. I don't like that. It scares me. And why are their kids named Brother and Sister. Most creative names for kids ever. "Come on Brother, stop hitting Sister!" It sounds wrong...

4-Dora The Explorer

Now we're getting into the ones that truly suck. Dora is repetitive, annoying and everything bad. The show is basically the same thing every episode. No originality in this. Just...nothing.

3-Barney and Friends

"OMG! Barney's the worst show! It should be number one!!!"
Okay! There are two shows worse than Barney. But Barney still is pretty bad. The show teaches children that there is no conflict. And the biggest conflict ever on the show would be losing your teddy bear and finding it under the bed. The reason this show isn't in the top two is because it does have some catchy musical numbers...and I like that.

2-Go Diego Go!

Let me get this clear. I hate this kid. He's more annoying than if Dora and Barney had a baby. Sometimes the show is creative...not. This kid ticks me off. I find the show repetitive and dumb...like Dora. But Dora has a sense of pop culture. This is like Dora but the kid isn't part of pop culture. Done.

What could possibly be the worst kids show? Well...I'd like to give a shout out to a little show called "Jay Jay The Jet Plane". I don't want to show the picture of the main character on this blog, as it is highly disturbing. The reason it's not on this list is because I have never watched it. So...

Now here's the one that is foul, disgusting and...OK. It's not that bad. But still pretty bad.

1-Oobi

I have watched some clips from this show. Lemme tell ya. They are messed up. Like Max and Ruby, they have no parents. Instead they have a creepy grandpa. This show is creepy and boring. They encourage kids not to speak in full sentences. The show feels like a bunch of guys got together, got a camera and said "You know what, let's make a kids show...with our HANDS!" The plot is lazy, the characters are creepy and they don't know how to talk. Even 120 year old "Granmpu"

So yeah. Bottom line, kids shows suck sometimes. But with all bad there is good. And I leave you with this clip.

Portable Music!

Okay...I really wasn't around for this time. But for the kids who don't know, this is what people used to use.

A Sony Walkman

Then came Apple's iPod!!!!

And now...we have this.

You see that? Technology really does change.

Rules of Instagram

Types

1-Don't put too many hashtags on pictures...for example, this one.

"Breakfast at dennys! #dennys #america #breakfast #hot #eggs #bacon #food #yum #pancakes #yolk #eggwhites #tastegood."

If you want to be a hashtagger, do this..."Yum! #yummy."

2-Selfies
Okay, here is a little jingle I wrote about selfies.
Inner camera
Take a picture
Don't do it too much
That song above doesn't rhyme...that much
Okay, it's fine to take selfies, I have nothing against it, heck, I sometimes overtake them. But when every picture is a selfie? NO.

3-Just read,
OK, have you ever seen something like this?

I thought Instagram was for pictures? I guess this is fine... ;o

Okay, now that I've said some of the things you DON'T wanna do on instagram...here are some cures to them.

1-One or two hashtags...please.
2-Not too many, if you do take a lot then make them more interesting.
3-Maybe post just one.

I have probably done every one of these things. (except for 3)

This is all good fun...these are just the things that annoy me about Instagram...but I break #2 ALOT. So now I'm learning not to do it as much.

But have fun Instagramming!

Joke

What did they say when pee became a country?

Urination (Your a nation...for those who didn't know)

Hello People

Hey, I haven't posted in a while. Have been on vacation in Australia for about three weeks!!!!

But since it's 11:45 PM and I'm tired I will have to make this a short post.

Um...

I can write a better post tomorrow when I'm not tired. I will keep updating this blog.

How I Met Your Mother: The Fortress

Yesterday was a brand new episode of How I Met Your Mother. It was called the Fortress, there hasn't been an episode in about 3 weeks, so this was awesome.

I'm not really reviewing this...but I'm just writing about it.

The basic storyline was Barney has to give up his bachelor pad. Robin holds an open house for it to Barney's dismay. The other storyline was that Lily starts working too much with the Captain, Marshall and Ted start acting as a couple to get Lily jealous.

But Robin was a fool in the episode, who wouldn't want to live in that apartment, with all the technology built in to it, it would be awesome for a tech-geek like me.

Okay here's a theory...in the episode Farhampton, Ted notes that something went wrong at the wedding. Now, the scene where Ted sees the mother playing the guitar at the wedding, Robin and her dad are dancing. So I don't think they would all dance if they called off the wedding. But do you know who wasn't dancing? Marshall and Lily, With the conflict going on, I think they are going to probably break up, but of course they'll get back together in the future.

Airports

I am at an airport right now, who thinks airports are the nastiest and most boring place? Well, might be just me.

But maybe the airports lame-ness makes you more excited to get to your destination...

But if you don't fly American the flight experience might be good. :P

So, just wanted to go get that out.