They were sitting over a gorge on a bench.
"Mary, there's something I want to tell you." Johnny said.
"What is it?" Mary said.
"I...I...I...lov..." Johnny stuttered.
"You love me? Well actually..." Mary said.
"What?" Johnny said.
"Will you marry me?" Mary said.
"Of course!" Johnny said.
They hugged and kissed each other at sunset, it was the most magical moment of their lives.
Oh yeah, then they fell off the gorge and cracked their heads open. Happily in heaven though! Wrong, Johnny was a serial killer so he would probably go to hell and they would be separated forever.
Yay for my inaccurate drawing of cracked heads. Sorry for the people that thought this would be another cheesy romantic story and not a gruesome cracking-heads story.
All your stories are awesome! But this story is THE most awesomeness so far!!
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