How I Met Your Mother: The Fortress

Yesterday was a brand new episode of How I Met Your Mother. It was called the Fortress, there hasn't been an episode in about 3 weeks, so this was awesome.

I'm not really reviewing this...but I'm just writing about it.

The basic storyline was Barney has to give up his bachelor pad. Robin holds an open house for it to Barney's dismay. The other storyline was that Lily starts working too much with the Captain, Marshall and Ted start acting as a couple to get Lily jealous.

But Robin was a fool in the episode, who wouldn't want to live in that apartment, with all the technology built in to it, it would be awesome for a tech-geek like me.

Okay here's a theory...in the episode Farhampton, Ted notes that something went wrong at the wedding. Now, the scene where Ted sees the mother playing the guitar at the wedding, Robin and her dad are dancing. So I don't think they would all dance if they called off the wedding. But do you know who wasn't dancing? Marshall and Lily, With the conflict going on, I think they are going to probably break up, but of course they'll get back together in the future.

Airports

I am at an airport right now, who thinks airports are the nastiest and most boring place? Well, might be just me.

But maybe the airports lame-ness makes you more excited to get to your destination...

But if you don't fly American the flight experience might be good. :P

So, just wanted to go get that out. 

A Tragic Love Story: Rated Ages 10+

Johnny loved Mary, he didn't just know how to say it yet.

They were sitting over a gorge on a bench.

"Mary, there's something I want to tell you." Johnny said.

"What is it?" Mary said.

"I...I...I...lov..." Johnny stuttered.

"You love me? Well actually..." Mary said.

"What?" Johnny said.

"Will you marry me?" Mary said.

"Of course!" Johnny said.

They hugged and kissed each other at sunset, it was the most magical moment of their lives.

Oh yeah, then they fell off the gorge and cracked their heads open. Happily in heaven though! Wrong, Johnny was a serial killer so he would probably go to hell and they would be separated forever.

Yay for my inaccurate drawing of cracked heads. Sorry for the people that thought this would be another cheesy romantic story and not a gruesome cracking-heads story.

A Pretty Cool Video

Credit goes to ImprovEverywhere, I in no way own this video.

How to Create Your Own Secret Agent Name

Ever want a secret agent name? Here's a formula to create one.

1. First, think of a title, like Agent, Mister or anything you want.

2. What's something you like? Let's say you like pizza.

3. "Coolify" your name by making it sound cooler. Agent Pizza becomes Agent Pizzaz

4.  Put some sunglasses on and say hello to... AGENT PIZZAZ

Now let's do mine, I like computers, so my agent name will be Agent Binary (Agent Computer...sounds wrong)

If you like something like pickles, you can always find a way to make it sound cooler, for example Agent Brine (because pickles are brined...)

Okay, have fun creating your secret agent name!

What if the Harry Potter universe took place in today's modern world...

So, I was wondering, what would Harry Potter be like if it...took place today. Would there be wands? Would the Marauders Map be necessary?

Wands:
Okay, would wands REALLY be necessary? I mean, they could probably develop the magic of the wands into something smaller, something like a mini flashlight, or if they want to get real "techy" they can also make a wand app with spells with a press of a button.

Marauders Map:
If you're not familiar with the Marauders Map, it's a map that shows all of Hogwarts and all the people in it. But wouldn't there just be a Hogwarts social network? Where you could see people and even talk to them through it?

Thats only 2 things, but you know, I actually think pretty much sometime in the future, all magical stuff will become obsolete.

What is This?

This is my new blog for writing random stuff down, it can be anything, really.

But I thought I'd tell you a little bit about myself, my name is Jack and...no more info to protect privacy LOL. But seriously, I also live in Texas and like technology, I had a blog called Flagpole X. Which I am not writing in anymore. But I decided to make this blog because I can write anything I want (*cue evil laugh*)! (without being restricted to video games). 

So this blog has no limits, basically.

So this will be my first post, I guess. But if I want to write reviews I can write reviews (probably not though!).