10-Little Einsteins
What????? This show teaches kids great lessons about art, music, dance and all other cultural values that they must learn! Yes, this is a pretty good show for teaching that. But my problem is...the characters seem to know a lot, but still be very dumb. For example, there was this episode where they had to build a house for the three little pigs, and they had to find a door. They asked me (and my little cousin) where the door was! It was right in front of them! Okay...I think I'm over exaggerating a little. But in all fairness. This show just doesn't appeal to me.
9-Max and Ruby
I like this show in all fairness. I'm just putting this on the list because where the hell are the parents. You let a seven year old take care of a three year old home alone???? That's kinda messed up. Unless you count them in rabbit years. Where Ruby would be equal to a 65 year old human...and Max would be a...28 year old who still can't use full sentences.
8-Boobah
From the picture, you can already tell this show is messed up. I mean...one of the characters in named ZING ZING ZINGBAH. Yep you heard me, freaking ZING ZING ZINGBAH. I just don't get this show. I know it's made for young kids. But it's just...creepy.
7-It's A Big Big World
I have never actually watched this show...well, I have...but only a couple minutes of it. All I know, is that that sloth-dog thing scares the shrimp out of me. I mean...look at it.
6-Teletubbies
Okay...at least Boobah has nice colors and is kind of fun to watch. Teletubbies is just plain creepy. Their vacuum cleaner is creepy. The sun is creepy. The Teletubbies themselves are just plain creepy! I mean c'mon! They're serial killers in disguise.
5-Berenstain Bears
They are staring into my soul. I don't like that. It scares me. And why are their kids named Brother and Sister. Most creative names for kids ever. "Come on Brother, stop hitting Sister!" It sounds wrong...
4-Dora The Explorer
Now we're getting into the ones that truly suck. Dora is repetitive, annoying and everything bad. The show is basically the same thing every episode. No originality in this. Just...nothing.
3-Barney and Friends
"OMG! Barney's the worst show! It should be number one!!!"
Okay! There are two shows worse than Barney. But Barney still is pretty bad. The show teaches children that there is no conflict. And the biggest conflict ever on the show would be losing your teddy bear and finding it under the bed. The reason this show isn't in the top two is because it does have some catchy musical numbers...and I like that.
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Let me get this clear. I hate this kid. He's more annoying than if Dora and Barney had a baby. Sometimes the show is creative...not. This kid ticks me off. I find the show repetitive and dumb...like Dora. But Dora has a sense of pop culture. This is like Dora but the kid isn't part of pop culture. Done.
What could possibly be the worst kids show? Well...I'd like to give a shout out to a little show called "Jay Jay The Jet Plane". I don't want to show the picture of the main character on this blog, as it is highly disturbing. The reason it's not on this list is because I have never watched it. So...
Now here's the one that is foul, disgusting and...OK. It's not that bad. But still pretty bad.
1-Oobi
I have watched some clips from this show. Lemme tell ya. They are messed up. Like Max and Ruby, they have no parents. Instead they have a creepy grandpa. This show is creepy and boring. They encourage kids not to speak in full sentences. The show feels like a bunch of guys got together, got a camera and said "You know what, let's make a kids show...with our HANDS!" The plot is lazy, the characters are creepy and they don't know how to talk. Even 120 year old "Granmpu"
So yeah. Bottom line, kids shows suck sometimes. But with all bad there is good. And I leave you with this clip.
